Author's version of the blurb: Volume One: Tears and blood, a silent Heroic Spirit, a sorrowful knight, and the avengers of Fuuto.
Protagonist's version of the blurb: In Volume One, use the power of Heroic Spirits to become a Kamen Rider in Fuuto!
Author: Ah, having someone else's knife twisted in me feels unbelievably awful. Hmm, I'll hand out some knives too.
...Half a volume later...
Protagonist: "Dummy/Xtreme/Key! Maximum Drive! Triple Extreme Drive! Open up!"
With a single slash, he cleaved through the boundary between illusion and reality. The protagonist arrived beside the author and punched him unconscious.
Protagonist: Don't give me that knife crap! I want an invincible story like my senior's! I'll write the rest of the plot myself!
The author is spectacularly flopping...