Ye An figures that if he hadn't written "Lu XX is awesome" in his reincarnation guide and run into a brainless goddess at the same time, he definitely wouldn't be an orc getting beaten up in the starting village right now. He'd probably already be a human hero who could punch the South Mountain Retirement Home and kick the North Sea Kindergarten.
After getting run over countless times by those human "newbies," Ye An finally got a chance to defy fate and reach the pinnacle of life. But he still thinks the god in front of him has set him up.
"Do you have a way to make me stronger?"
"No."
"Hey, got any divine weapons for me?"
"No."
"Then what can you give me?"
The goddess beside him pointed to the black-stockinged elf girl with a pretty face, a slim waist, and long legs. "Her."
"Are you messing with me?!" Ye An was so mad he wanted to kick the goddess. "Would you keep someone around who was always eyeing your lower half?!"
