What Should I Do Now That All My Roommates Have Turned Into Anime Girls?

I woke up to find that all my roommates had turned into anime girls. What am I supposed to do? I need an answer, and fast! The dorm's eldest, cold and aloof on the outside but full of romantic notions and springtime passions within, has become Saber and is using her delicate hands to examine the changes to her body. The literary type, our third roommate, has turned into Yukino Yukinoshita, who loves literature. I have no idea how he'll face his girlfriend, who found out last week that she was unexpectedly carrying his child. As for our fourth roommate, that guy who was dating eight girls at once, he's become the equally handsome and dashing Angel of Light. Hopefully his new look will satisfy all his little sweethearts, whose schedules are so packed they can't even make time during the seven-day holiday in November. And me? I'm the second roommate. I've turned into Kiriko. Though I look like a beautiful girl, at least I'm still a man on the inside. In short, I've become a trap. So the dorm split into the ***** and ***** factions, and political infighting broke out. Unfortunately, I'm the only one in the ***** faction. Just as these beautiful roommates, filled with jealousy, were about to cut me from ***** into a *****, the System came to my rescue. It made us beautiful girls livestream our visits to bizarre and terrifying haunted places, spreading fear to all our viewers. What am I supposed to do?!