Kaido hurried aboard the Moby Dick.
Shanks: Mr. Kaido, is there anything we can do to help?
Kaido: Whatever I tell you, don't be scared.
Whitebeard: We're the Four Emperors. We're not afraid of anything.
Kaido exhales: I... just got beaten to a pulp by Hashirama!
Whitebeard and Shanks lean back in alarm.
Shanks: Who's Hashirama?
Kaido: Not just some guy! He's the strongest Hokage from the Hidden Leaf Village!
Whitebeard uses a bottle of salt water to pose as Sakazuki.
Kaido: Not him. The guy with the long hair.
Whitebeard poses as Kuzan.
Kaido: What about his health bar? He's not that fragile. He's really tanky!
Whitebeard poses as Garp.
Kaido smashes the glass bottle: Senju Hashirama! Have you even watched Naruto Shippuden? The First Hokage, the one who's great at using Wood Release and can summon a giant robot! Do you get it now?!
Shanks: Got it. Go on.
Kaido: He beat the crap out of me, then said my health bar was even bigger than his, so I had to be sealed. Who doesn't know that? Then he used Wood Dragon Jutsu to kidnap me, somewhere near Fish-Man Island! There were Wood Dragons, Wood Golems, and True Several Thousand Hands everywhere! (Kaido swings a hammer.) True Several Thousand Hands! The hands were so long, he just grabbed me in his palm and lifted me up! One move was enough to smash my dragon form, and then...
Whitebeard burst out laughing.
