One day, a newbie transmigrator asked in the group chat:
Newbie Looking for a Guide: Boss, I transmigrated. What should I do?
Not a Boss, Just a Slacker: That's great! Where did you transmigrate to?
Newbie Looking for a Guide: Maybe... Fate?
Not a Boss, Just a Slacker: Hey! That's a familiar place! Kill the bugs, save Sakura, chop off the arm. Just follow the usual routine. Everyone's already played that place to death.
Newbie Looking for a Guide: But I don't think I'm in Fuyuki?
Not a Boss, Just a Slacker: Chaldea? FA? Tsukihime? No worries, they're all familiar places. Just follow the guide, it's not hard.
Newbie Looking for a Guide: But... I don't think I'm on Earth, either?
Not a Boss, Just a Slacker: ...Huh?
Newbie Looking for a Guide: Boss, why is Solomon the pope? Why is the leader of the Round Table a country girl? Why is Gilles circling around Lancer Artoria? Why does Sadness Tristan have a daughter named Merlin?
Not a Boss, Just a Slacker: ...What?
Newbie Looking for a Guide: Also, my teacher is named Camille? And there's an emperor here named Azir?
Not a Boss, Just a Slacker: Wait... what the hell kind of Type-Moon is this?
Newbie Looking for a Guide: I don't know! Boss...
Not a Boss, Just a Slacker: Top-quality answer: I don't know.jpg
