After an author slacks off for long enough, even the gods he created in his own novel can't take it anymore.
Pigeons must be punished! The author himself must continue the stories he abandoned and suffer the revenge of their characters!
Some author: Hello? Police? I want to report a crime! A bunch of heroic spirits with the same face broke into my house, and they're eating me out of house and home!
Some Chen Sir, who doesn't wish to reveal his name: Don't worry. Officer Hoshiguma and I will provide you with round-the-clock personal protection from now on.
Some author: No, no! I'll find a shrine maiden!
Some poor shrine maiden, who doesn't wish to reveal her bank balance: A one-yuan broom to chase you out, ten yuan for a smile, a hundred yuan for tea, a thousand yuan for a grand feast, ten thousand yuan for one takedown, a hundred thousand yuan for anything you want. Choose your payment method.
Some ghostfire girl from Yae Village: Author, Bronya can lend you money. Interest charged separately.
[This is a silly daily-life story. The characters are mostly out of character, and it contains plenty of harassment and reckless antics. Highly toxic, read with caution.]
