[I inexplicably inherited a fortune worth billions, got shoved into the role, and became a Kamen Rider]
[It looks all high-tech, but when you get down to it, isn't it just a graphics card in a plastic shell?]
[Masked heroes never twist their ankles during a kick. Ow, I twisted my ankle! It hurts!]
[My secretary keeps trying to get with me, but I'm a thoroughly proper person and would never fall in love with a machine]
[Paying out insurance claims every day is nearly draining my entire fortune. What do I do when MetsubouJinrai won't cooperate?]
[That forty-year-old fraud from next door keeps filing nuisance copyright claims. Should I take him to court?]
[I'm not some Heavy Bug King, okay? Besides, that stupid name just sounds like it's asking to get beaten]
