Bleach: The Boy Who Transmigrated into a Quincy

"I wanted to become a Soul Reaper, so how did I end up a Quincy???"

Great. Somehow, I've been dragged into a conflict between two sides, and now I have to clean up after those vile villains. If I could go back to the beginning, there's just one more thing I'd say:

"Hey, where'd you eat my golden finger?"

Original male protagonist. Serious tone, with hardly any romance.

*I made up quite a few Quincy-related details myself. Any differences from the original are purely coincidental.