Take Responsibility to the End, Junior

I'm a vampire, one who goes to great lengths to hide my identity and live among humans.

Luckily, anyone whose blood I've drunk forgets everything that happened at the time. I have no intention of making more thralls, either, which saves me a lot of unnecessary trouble.

But on the morning of the first day of university, I was startled to find a note on my apartment door:

"I remember every bit of it, you know, cute underclassman."