Hey, buddy, you know about cultivation?
Not the kind with Foundation Establishment, Qi Refining, Golden Core, and Nascent Soul.
I'm talking about flying on a sword to deliver takeout, and using magic to divert water from the south to the north...
What? You want to go abroad to study magic?
Sorry, the English Hogwarts Academy's flagship programs are "Artifact Refining Physics and Chemistry" and "Combined Alchemy and Pharmaceutical Studies."
That's right, the only thing in this world is cultivation. You can't escape it...
Even if you go to Africa, all you can do is play the Ansai waist drum. In North America, you'll have to learn the Taoist arts of Mount Longhu. South America is even worse: its corpse-driving culture makes western Hunan look tame...
Here, take this admission letter to the Mythology Department at Zhongguancun Liberal Arts and Sciences College. Sign it!
PS: The author has a cat and posts cat photos in the group every day (allegedly).
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