No Game No Life: Zero set
"This is an extraordinarily rare specimen, pfft hahahaha... Huh? Why is there a monkey here too?"
Just as Jibril was grinning like a lovestruck girl at Shiro, Chen Guanxi suddenly realized that the camera was practically in her face. "A monkey? Your sister's a monkey! I'm human... Ahem, please don't mind me. I'm just a photographer passing by."
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure set
"I'm so HIGH right now... Wait! How can you move while time is stopped?"
While frantically digging for inspiration, DIO suddenly noticed a man holding a camera up at him.
Chen Guanxi waved his hand. "Please ignore me. You guys go ahead and fight. I'm just a photographer passing by."
Of course, the photographer's code states it plainly: if a photographer faces mortal danger while working, they have the right to act in self-defense.
Chen Guanxi: "I'm just a photographer passing by. Please don't make me defend myself!"
