"People aren't born to be defeated! You can train me all you want, but you can't beat me!"
Whenever Li recalls his first encounter with the purple-haired old lady, he seethes with anger, then breaks into tears. "If I'd known old ladies could train boys too, I never would have mouthed off and provoked her!"
"Ahem!" A certain BBA offered a friendly reminder.
"Ah! It's the greatest honor to be Lady Yukari's dog!"
"Little sister! How can you be so shameless, hanging around with this wicked old woman? Come home with your big sister!" Scathach fixed her with a stern glare.
Years later, the bride, wrapped in a wedding dress and shy happiness, gazed painfully at Yakumo Yukari's proud, beautiful face and at the friends and family below, a crowd of faces from Gensokyo and Takeuchi. Tears streamed down her face.
"Back then, being an ordinary otaku was wonderful, and so was liking Master..."
"But... why did things turn out like this?"
Then Scathach grabbed the bride by the wrist. "Listen to your big sister and come home with me! I refuse to approve of this marriage!"
[Written by an author with writer's block over Black Saber and under immense pressure, who let loose. Completion not guaranteed. The cover was picked up during a meme battle. Contact me for removal if it infringes your rights.]
