When I first took office, I thought the Navy's biggest problem was Aokiji. So I talked him into it, nearly broke his leg, and kicked him back to become a legend.
Then I thought the biggest problem was Kizaru. So I bribed him, paid him ten times his salary, and had him put on a show by kicking the Four Emperors into the ground.
With Kizaru gone, Akainu became my next headache. I recommended him, got him the promotion to Fleet Admiral he wanted, and sent him to the Five Elders to save face.
After that, Fujitora became my next headache.
There are six Warlords of the Sea in office, yet I had to dismiss ten. There have been five Admirals in all, and I still had to go outside and find teammates.
Just look at these people!
Which one of them isn't a monster with overwhelming combat power? Which one of them isn't completely useless? Which one of them isn't my colleague and comrade-in-arms?
Think about it. The former Fleet Admiral, Sengoku the Buddha, only retired a few years ago, right? I forgot! That old bastard is still standing behind the gate, watching you all every day!
After thinking it over, there's only one thing to say:
The Navy is doomed!
