[You heard right. This is the legendary story of the Second Lord from ten years in the future, sweeping all before him with his disciples, little sisters, and harem in tow, along with the human evil, old lady Gudako CBA, as he takes down both Gilgamesh and the Emperor.]
Gray: "Excuse me, has anyone seen my teacher? Lord El-Melloi II."
"It seems... he's been lured away again by a place called Chaldea..."
"When I brushed his hair this morning, I vaguely heard him muttering, 'Meiji Restoration... point rush' and 'Bones... hunting.'"
"His stomach is in terrible shape. He needs to come back right away. He can't stay up late! If you see him, could you contact the Clock Tower?"
"Please help me look for Miss Sima Zhongda in the classroom, and grab the holy lance from my house, too."
"Waiting online, I'm freaking out!!"
PS: An ethical mini-drama:
[Kayneth (laughing maniacally): Waver, you're actually going to take part in the Holy Grail War?! Do you think you can laugh me to death and then inherit my headship?!
Waver (shrugging): Sorry, Director. I really did inherit all your property, including your little sister.]
Current Servants summoned: Girl Gilgamesh (yes), Chen Gong (no), CBA (yes)
