My Heroic Spirit Life

"You can't sign it! You really can't!"

In the corner, Yin Lan clutched a stack of marriage registration forms from countries all over the world, crouching with his arms around his knees and trembling.

"There was once a life fragrant with the scent of being single right in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. Now that I'm entangled in romantic debts, I regret it beyond measure."

"Sign with one, and it'll start a world war. Sign with none, and I'm a scumbag. Sign with all of them, and I'm an absolute scumbag. If I put it off too long, they might split me into five equal parts."

He looked up at the glittering king before him. Spurred on by his survival instinct, a spark of passionate affection slowly lit in his lifeless eyes.

"G-Gil, how about the two of us..."

"Get lost!"