An ancient work originally posted on Tieba. For reasons everyone knows, I'm saving it somewhere else (manually making a doge face to save my life).
The tea party can't be recreated due to technical issues, so just make do with this.
A Full Metal Panic! fanfic.
The word "quarterly" is too unlucky (it's the Olympic issue now), so let's change the blurb.
Since transmigrating into someone else's body often gives you a plausible identity and a basic grasp of common sense, we'll classify it as "Easy" difficulty. Transmigrating in your own body is "Normal." As for the unlucky ones who transmigrate into a BOSS, that's "Hard" difficulty. What, you want to know what "Crazy" difficulty is like? Remember that doomed guy who only gets two heroic shots in the first five minutes of the first episode? Transmigrate into him and you'll find out what "Crazy" difficulty feels like.
A Tieba User's Guide to Surviving in the Full Metal Panic! World