The Land of Light? A headquarters for dim-witted, head-on-charging fools. The Dark Star Cluster? A gathering place for antisocial chuunibyou. I, Belial, am a respectable man. I have nothing to talk about with a bunch of blockheads like you. Go on playing your childish game of light and darkness. I'll just sit back, watch the show, and maybe do a little business on the side.
Sir, would you consider my planetary security services? Safe and reliable, great value, flexible payment options, and you might even get to join the Super Galactic Empire's Council for Mutual Economic Cooperation. You can enter the age of interstellar trade and earn a fortune!
Otherwise, it would be a shame if space monsters invaded, wouldn't it? What if the Ultraman in your area had some accident and couldn't make it? Wouldn't your planet be in trouble? Rather than burn through so much money building a pile of useless toys, why not consider our advanced, powerful, and fully automated Inpelaizer legion? All this will cost is...
What? You can't afford it? No problem. Minerals, population, local specialties, we aren't picky. If all else fails, you can work off your debt as an RBQ. Compared with being wiped out by space monsters, that's nothing.
I'm not threatening you. I, Belial, am a respectable man.
P.S. 1: This book makes major changes to the source material and often conflicts with the original.
P.S. 2: All settings in this book apply only within this book.
P.S. 3: Belial is a villain with brains, not a good person.