"I never wanted to be some Guardian of Humanity, but what can I do? Alaya's a loli, and Alaya is my wife!"
Luo Chen sighed, preparing to begin his wife-protecting journey in the world of anime.
But looking at all the worlds in need of protection, he decided to recruit more staff so he'd still have time to honeymoon with Alaya.
"Red Archer, we need someone like you right now. Saber, I'll provide room and board, and we can negotiate the rest. Gudako, over there, want to save humanity?"
"Young lady, would you sign a contract to save humanity and become a magical girl? Kyubey, stop stealing my business!"
"Public security officer, I mean Reimu, how about ten thousand yen for each time you save humanity? And you too, old hag Yukari, why not lend a hand?"
"The Humanity Preservation Organization is hiring! Demon kings, heroes, Japanese high school students, transmigrators from China, and the reborn from other worlds are all welcome to apply! Excellent pay, plenty of benefits, and an adorable loli boss. Join us today!"
PS: The cover features Bride Alaya!