The Dragon and the God SOS Brigade!

Kazuto Kirigaya: "Fuck the Divine Light Rod! I don't want to be a man for just three minutes!"

Kazuma Sato: "Don't come any closer! Why did I have to draw you, you stupid goddess?!"

"Let us bask in the big shots' luck~"

"No way, this game is supposed to be full of unlucky losers! Where did this lucky bastard come from? Hm, this lucky aura really is wonderful~"

"I... Screw your magical girls! I'm a real man!!!!! Oh no, danger! Magical Girl Transformation!!!"