[A Sturdy, No-Nonsense Title and Even More Sturdy, No-Nonsense Content~Just Kidding]
With the completion of communication stations for the "Global Supermembrane Information Interaction Network," the people of a remote, eighteenth-rate fishing and mining colony on the edge of civilization can finally celebrate getting internet access. The hugely popular game Starship Battlefield has opened a new server, "Cetus T." This multiplayer space combat game touts greatly simplified controls for realistically piloting and operating starships, along with improved gameplay. In addition to the new server, two brand-new modes have launched at the same time: "Fantasy Mode" and "Interstellar Campaign."
The former is a purely fictional PVE campaign that lets players submit their own scripts. The latter is a true world-scale interstellar war, with no limits on squad size or battlefield terrain. Billed as an unrestricted war map recreating the entire human sphere of space, it lets you form fleets and forge alliances, then battle freely across the vast expanse of space for a full month of real time.
Well, I've realized I'm actually pretty good at writing game scripts and descriptions?
Well, as for my game-design skills, that's harder to say. I think I'm just about decent.