The Shady Merchant of Lungmen

Chen: I was wrong. I really was wrong. I never should have gone into this shop in the first place. If I hadn't gone in, I wouldn't have been stupid enough to buy this useless thing. And if I hadn't been stupid enough to buy it, I wouldn't have ended up like this...

Saxing: Then leave. I'm not stopping you.

Chen: I won't...

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