Chromie: Ha! I've transmigrated again!
Chromie: But these buildings... What year is it? There's someone over there! Excuse me, how are things going between the Alliance and the Horde?
Passerby: They stopped fighting ages ago. Just yesterday, King Varian of the Alliance and Lord Garrosh of the Horde teamed up in the Ratchet arena!
Chromie: This is bad! It's an alternate timeline!
Another version of the blurb:
"My name is Tanis. I was adopted by Daddy Gazlowe as a baby, and I'm as old as the Dark Portal. I live in Ratchet and I'm unmarried. I work as Daddy's second-in-command in Ratchet, and he exploits me. I work late every night. I don't smoke, and I have a drink now and then. I make sure to sleep at least an hour every day. Before bed, I blow up ten robots and look over the bills. As soon as I fall asleep, I enter a meditative state. When I wake up, I don't carry any fatigue into the next day. The Alliance and the Horde both think I'm a perfectly normal goblin tinkerer."
"What are you trying to say?"
"What I'm saying is, I have no other desires. I only like doing research and making money. I don't care much about winning or losing, and I don't like trouble. But if anyone tries to ruin my life, I don't care what you are... dragon, undead, demon... I'll blow you all sky-high!"
