Don't Ask, I'm Just an Ordinary Person

Solomon doesn't like chasing idols; Goetia corrects humanity's history. Gilgamesh is dirt poor; Ishtar is a proper young lady. Fou is upright and modest; Tristan makes me so happy. All it takes is a bowl of rice for King Arthur; Gawain is the master chef. Alternating between AC and DC, the brothers stick together; the brothers are as close as can be. Blackbeard is handsome and gentlemanly; Columbus is expressionless. D'Eon is a dashing young man; little Arash is an adorable girl. Scathach is a purple-haired beauty; King Hassan is the master of stealth and backstabbing. BB-chan is innocent and pure; the real father is King David. Waver enjoys a leisurely cup of tea; Tokiomi carries no blame. Fuyuki City is peaceful and tranquil; Chaldea is a place of love and hope.

No. Believe none of the poem's lines except the last one.

P.S. This is a story full of love and hope (for real).