The Daily-Life Light Novel Master of Disposable Fiction

"Mashiro, put on your underwear before you leave your room!"

"Mashiro, don't blow bubbles in the water while you're washing up!"

"Mashiro, I'm brushing your hair, so stop moving around!"

"Mashiro, wipe your face clean after you eat. There's rice stuck at the corner of your mouth!"

"Mashiro, on your way to school..."

"DKman, you're so annoying."

"Quiet! I don't even know that toilet-paper manufacturer that's number one in sales across Japan!"