Yuyuko (adorably blank face): Baby, come here for a hug (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ~
Youmu (shocked face): Little young master, you can't eat that! Give it back to me, quickly! o(≧口≦)o
Yukari Yakumo (forcing a smile): Good girl~ Little Youmu, just call me godmother. Don't put "Yukari" in front of "Mom," okay!
Eirin Yagokoro (glowing complexion): Be good, little Youmu~ Your mentor will give you a thorough checkup!
Remilia Scarlet (furious): You bastard, you're touching my head! Think I won't bite you?! Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you're a spirit, damn it!
Aya Shameimaru (serious face): Yeah! I think Youmu Saigyouji is simply the cutest person in the world, super cute, and unbelievably well-behaved!
I! Youmu Saigyouji! The neighborhood boss of Gensokyo, get to know me!
Completed worlds: Nurarihyon; temporarily on hold: Mob
(The cover was found on Baidu. If it turns out to be infringing, I'll go find another one! Heh~)
(Also, I don't know if anyone has written something like this before. If there's any similarity, then I plagiarized it! I'm a nobody anyway!)