(Come take a look! It's absolutely ridiculous!)
I, Liu Yi, a great ascender and a man determined to become an internet cafe owner, would rather die poor or die out there than ever please a woman!
"A guaranteed daily wage of one gold coin."
"Your premium gigolo Liu Yi is ready! Heh heh, boss, when do we start work?"
"Miss, come on in and play! Everything's 20% off!"
This is a hilarious slice-of-life story about an ascender who failed because the Immortal Realm had run out of civil service positions, a steel-plate elf girl, a hot-blooded errand boy, and a ghost girl who works herself to the bone.
Originally titled "An Ascender Has a Dream"
Also known as "She's Really Not a Slave"
"That's Right, I'm the Mysterious Old Man Behind the Scenes"
