"My name is Link."
"All right, Zelda."
"Damn it! I'm not that Link. I'm not blond, and I'm not wearing a green hat!"
"No problem, Zelda!"
"...I don't know how it happened, but I transmigrated. Things are pretty rough for me, though..."
"It could be worse."
"S.H.I.T!!"
"The System has already been issued to you. Please explore it on your own."
"Fine, the System doesn't have a cute girl, but it doesn't even have voice prompts? What kind of product is this?"
"Why would you need a cute girl or voice prompts for a Minecraft crafting table?"
"Everyone needs a dream! Without dreams, aren't people just salted fish?"
"Then explain your current salted-fish state."
"It's because I don't have a dream!" (says this with righteous conviction)
"..."
The title has changed... Skip Volume One!!!! That's a different book... Start with Volume Two for the new content!
