The Fivefold Scumbag

Jiang Yan: "Seriously, don't come any closer. I've really turned over a new leaf and stopped being a scumbag."

May: "When you cut a cake into five pieces with a knife, do you call the knife a scumbag?"

Jiang Yan: "You're twisting the meaning!"

Miku: "Liu Bei had four wives."

Jiang Yan: "I'm not Liu Bei!"

Miku: "Exactly. You're not Liu Bei, so you have five."