The Literary Boy Can't Study Together

My whole life has been nothing but shameful things.

Take a look at this Newcomer Award. Doesn't it look impressive? I didn't win it.

Now look at my savings. Isn't it tragic? That's the life of a light-novel author whose books flop.

And what about my social life? I have pitifully few friends…

"Whoa, you've got quite a lot of girls in your phone contacts."

"I'm sorry, I'll do anything!"