[Friendly reminder! Minors should read this work with a parent or guardian present!]
River God: Tell me, did you drop this golden wife, or this silver wife?
Luo Qi: Screw you! Did you hear me? You damned River God, give my wife back! Otherwise, I'll put ten holes in your head right now!
River God: Tell me, did you drop this golden wife, or this silver wife?
Luo Qi: Is the River God basically a broken record too? Neither of them is my girlfriend. She just fell into the lake!
River God: All right, young man. As a reward for your honesty, I'll give you all these anime wives!
Luo Qi: Are you a bandit or what? Hand over my wife! Even if all these heroines threw themselves at me and stripped me naked, I still wouldn't do anything to them!
(N years later)
Luo Qi: Oh, that's good!
(The above has absolutely nothing to do with the story. The author just suddenly wanted to make a joke!)
