Godlike Summoner

System prompt: Which is more helpful to a summoner, the Trinity Force or the Deathcap of Doom?

Chu Yi: Either one works. Just give me one already!

System prompt: Which hero has the most awesome skill?

Chu Yi: Obviously, Man Bro's Real Man ability!

System prompt: Which is more appealing to a summoner, Sona's chest or Annie's panties?

Chu Yi: !!!

System prompt: The System is activating anti-addiction mode. What is the summoner's reaction?

Chu Yi: MMP!