A Life of Eternal Loyalty in Another World

This is a hodgepodge of Goblin Slayer, dark fantasy, The Rising of the Shield Hero, Warhammer (talking weapons), Cthulhu (mainly the Dreamlands), and all sorts of other random stuff. It's my first time writing, so it's a product of my wild imagination. My writing isn't very good, but please feel free to roast me. Waaagh!