(Opening theme: the ultimate earworm)
Who is that? Who is that? Who is that?
It's Evolto, Evolto Man, Evolto Man!
Bearing the name of the universe's trash (meaning he torments innocent teenagers)
A man who gave up everything to fight (meaning his reputation)
Evolto coffee is black-hole coffee.
Evolto in women's clothes is idol Mi-tan.
Evolto's belt is an official Bandai product.
Evolto's Evol-Trigger is just a recolored Trigger.
Gathering all the power of the Blood Tribe into one body
A hero of justice
Evolto Man, Evolto Man!
Evolto: Damn it!!!
