Why Be a Righteous Teacher? Why Not Go Beat Up Some Students?

You think I'm a high school student?

I'm actually a teacher.

You think I'm a teacher?

I'm actually a shut-in.

Shut-ins are amazing creatures who can do all sorts of things.

Writing novels, making games, and coding are all commonplace.

I can even write things like senryu, but have you ever seen me get cocky about it?

So you little brats, study hard and keep improving every day.