(A tune engraved in my DNA begins to play)
--Who is she? Who is she? Who is she?
That's the Guda Girl... The Guda Girl, the Guda Girl!
Bearing the name of Chaos and Evil,
she gave up everything to fight.
Guda's hand chop is a crushing blow;
Guda's flying kick has the power to destroy;
Guda's eyes can see through anything;
Guda's slash can cleave through rock.
All the power of Chaos,
gathered into one body.
The hero of justice--
The Guda Girl! The Guda Girl!
Nyaruko: This is my song, "The Ballad of Guda," inspired by a classic. What do you think?
Fujimaru Ritsuka: Never mind the tune... How many times do I have to say it? I have a name! I'm not called Guda!
Nyaruko: Oh, come on. Doesn't everyone call Kamen Riders by their transformed names? Besides, I'm Nyaruko, and you're Guda. Anyone can see we're the ultimate Chaos duo~
Fujimaru Ritsuka: I...
Nyaruko: Don't you want to fight your way back to Chaldea and rescue your kouhai?
Fujimaru Ritsuka: ...
Nyaruko: I knew you understood~ Time to begin--ahem. The wanderer of worlds, Guda, has traveled through countless worlds. What has she seen with her eyes...?
