Species: Vampire. Name: Ouyang Limo. Age: 16. Special skill: Infinite Blood Supply (I'm incredibly good at selling my blood). Occupation: Brooding hen. Professional blood seller. Side job: School principal.
Ouyang Limo read his own profile with a calm expression, then chopped off his own head in an attempt to escape reality. Damn it, losing your head only leaves a bowl-sized scar. In 18 years, I'll be a fine vampire all over again!
The legend of the blood-selling world silently picked up his head and scampered off to school.
(Thanks to everyone who came to buy blood. Please leave a bloody footprint or handprint. Thank you, thank you. Take this pack of plasma home as a free gift.)
P.S. The author is at school, so updates will come whenever (according to the class schedule).
