I Am Steve, a Creator God Who Loves to Destroy Things

Steve: "I plan to hand this portal over to the government!" (Presents the Minecraft world)

Government: "What a good kid! Just as you'd expect from a patriotic young man!" (Moved)

Steve: "But I do have one small request..." (Hesitant)

Government: "Is there something you want? If so, I'll do my best to agree." (Pats him on the shoulder)

Steve: "I'd like to go see (gao) what's happening (shi) in other worlds." (Hopeful gaze)

Government: "That's all? Fine! You've got a deal!" (Nods)

"Steve saved a child."

Government: "Just as you'd expect from a good kid!" (Approving)

"Steve saved the world!"

Government: "I knew I was right about him!!" (Relieved)

"Steve became a god!"

Government: "Just as you'd expect from the kid I had my eye on!! Amazing!" (Delighted)

"Steve killed someone!"

Government: "Well... They were probably an unforgivable villain, right?" (Frowns)

"Steve destroyed the world!!!!!!"

Government: "...??...!!!!!" (Shocked, and unable to recover for a long time)

This is probably a serious novel... right? I'm terrible at coming up with titles...