Adaptations aren't the same as making things up, and telling stories isn't the same as talking nonsense. I don't need to apologize to the people of Germany and Denmark!
Snow White gets food poisoning all the time from eating random things and keeps passing out.
The Ice Princess belts out a song, and it could kill you... Let It Go~Let It Go!!
And Rapunzel is actually an S who likes tying people up with her hair to play strange games...
Little Red Riding Hood? An evil loli who loves to bite people! Watch out!
Oh, and there's also the leader of the huge FF group, the Little Match Girl!
Huh? You mean Sleeping Beauty? She's just an ultimate shut-in.
The Mermaid Princess? A gentleman with a foot fetish!
