Protagonist: "Hahahaha! Proud and aloof Elf Queen! Want me to save your people? Then become my r**!"
Elf Queen: "Sure, sure!"
Protagonist: "Wahahaha! Beautiful Princess! Want me to defeat the Demon King and save the world? Then become my *b*!"
Princess: "Sure, sure!"
Protagonist: "Wahahahaha! Gentle maid! Hmm... You don't really have anything to ask of me, but please become my **q anyway!"
Maid: "Sure, sure!"
"Hahahahahaha..."
This is the story of a protagonist who gets an insanely powerful System. But he thinks he's been abducted by aliens and trapped in a game world.
Note: All the dialogue above is a dream. In reality...
"Tsk! Every world has some pretty boy trying to steal my woman..." thought the "big player," who was massaging the shoulders of his "big" wife, the Elf Queen.
"But that pretty boy's back just now... Why did it look so much like my second wife?"
Another note: This is not a quick transmigration novel.
Original title: I Must Have Been Abducted by Aliens