Naruto: Hey! You're literally me! Why do you never listen to what I tell you?
Protagonist: Huh? Don't think I'll follow your orders just because you're the original. I've got my own ideas! I'm a different you!
Naruto: So that's why you keep making trouble for me everywhere?
Protagonist: What do you mean, trouble? I'm helping you build a harem!
Naruto: The problem is, they don't like me!
Protagonist: But just now you said, "You're literally me!"
Naruto: Enough talk! Show me your Rasengan!
Protagonist: Tch, let me teach you which Rasengan is the strongest!
Naruto: Nine-Tails! You've betrayed me!!!!
