You want to know what it's like having a vampire girlfriend?
All I can say is, having a vampire girlfriend is not nice at all!
Hugging her is like holding a giant ice cube!
And she has superhuman abilities, so she's always bullying you!
She uses her adorable, eternally youthful looks to let her guard down, then schemes against you every day!
Worst of all, when she's hungry, you have to let her suck your blood!
And my mother-in-law can't stand me and wants to hurt me!
I've had enough of this life!
But after we started living together, I realized it wasn't so bad after all...
