From the moment I was chosen, I knew the arduous task of maintaining world peace had officially fallen to me.
A newly recruited curse investigator at the Tokyo Onmyo Agency;
A fresh recruit at Naval Headquarters;
A young Third-Class Ghoul Investigator at CCG;
A rookie ANBU in the Hidden Leaf Village;
A green Monitor at the Public Security Bureau of the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare;
Great Lord God, at this point I have just one question: why are all the roles you assign me righteous cannon fodder?
Lord God: Because cannon fodder can die as often as you like!
Cannon Fodder A, B, C, and D: F*** you!
