I, Hermes Trismegistus, even if the Emiya family hunts me down, King Hassan beheads me, or Ereshkigal pins me in the spear prison of the Underworld, will still use my withered vocal cords to shout:
"Gudako is my wife!!!"
Black Jeanne, Lilith, and that kelp-haired guy who laughs all day have all been sent packing. All the nuisances are out of the way.
At this rate, conquering Gudako is only a matter of time.
Those Servants who fall for Gudako after just a few taps in her My Room are such pushovers. I'm the only one who can turn the tables and conquer Gudako! Can the other Servants do it? Can they conquer the Lostbelts with her? Can they keep going afterward?
That's right, I'm the only one who can put Gudako in a wedding dress: I, Hermes Trismegistus!