In the Honkai World, Otto Sent Me to Be a Captain

Ding Ling: Lord Otto, let's make a deal. I'll bring Kallen back to life for you, and in return, you send me to the Hyperion as its captain.

Otto: ...Mr. Ding Ling, why not stay at headquarters? If this is about the girls, you can have your pick of Amber and Rita...

Ding Ling: Thank you, Bishop, but I'm still choosing the fox ears!

Otto: ...

(A Honkai Impact fanfiction where the protagonist uses "Regression" to fill in the gaps in the Valkyries' stories.)