Protagonist: As an utterly ordinary young man, I joined the navy to find out if I could find a purpose in life, just for the sake of knowing.
Northern House: Admiral, I'm thirsty, I'm hungry, I'm sleepy. Come be my body pillow.
Soviet: Comrade, please accept this ring. I have a deal worth several billion to discuss with you.
Lingbo: It's nighttime now, Admiral. You understand, right?
Yukikaze: But Yukikaze is supposed to be the starter ship...
Shigure: Please stop being silly, Yukikaze. You're a mature destroyer now. Acting cute alone won't solve anything!
Murasame: +1
Protagonist: And what about you all? Are you here to fight the Abyssals? Why does it feel like you're here to sleep with me?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
