Witch: "Idiot, why do you have cauliflower for lunch every day?"
Idiot: "Heh heh, so you've finally noticed? This is a secret art passed down through my family, specially designed to deal with witches!"
Witch: "Is that so? How impressive." (in a flat voice)
Idiot: "So you want to know..."
Witch: "No, I don't want to know."
Idiot: "It's because my mom said cauliflower is deadly poison to witches. If kids eat lots of cauliflower, witches won't eat them!"
Witch: "..."
Idiot: "Scared now, aren't you... Hey, don't give me the cauliflower from your bowl! Eat it yourself! You evil witch!!!"
This is just an everyday story about a cold, third-rate witch and her adorable idiot believer. Please don't get your hopes up too much.
Updates are uncertain.
