Many years ago, a man retired to the mountains, covered in wounds and carrying a broken sword. He stumbled through the task of raising a baby boy, though no one knew what he had in mind.
Later, he realized the child was destined to become a one-of-a-kind marvel in the martial world and the imperial court. His talent and insight were unprecedented, and surely Heaven had great plans for him.
This child had the bearing of a celestial.
This child mastered martial arts at an astonishing pace.
This child was also accompanied by a white snake and a white dragon, both of whom had taken human form. His future blessings were surely boundless.
But unfortunately, this child wasn't just afraid of blood.
He was also a pervert.
