Miss Koopa, Who Got Dumped

Me, Bowser.

I have eight kingdoms, an army capable of destroying the world, the most advanced technology on the planet, and unrivaled wealth.

I'm kind and gentle, with a broad mind [not really].

And I'm adorable and pretty...

So why do I keep getting rejected... Is it because I'm a little girl?

After getting rejected one last time, I was summoned by a human witch... So I had no choice but to stay and live in the human world.