The Undead extinguished the flame and sighed. "And so, it ends!"
But when the darkness lifted, another crowd of Gundyr teachers stood glaring at the Undead.
"Oh, come on! I barely beat Dark Souls on 100x difficulty, and now it's starting all over again?!"
Under the tireless guidance of countless teachers, time and again, he lost all his humanity and became it.
As it hacked away, who knows how many years later, it realized its enemies had changed. They were now strange humanoid creatures, always shouting things like, "Over here, Accelerator!" "Kono Dio da!" "A sword is a weapon for killing..." and "This is the sword that will save the world!" ...
As expected, when it reached the Kiln of the First Flame, the human-shaped figure standing there said:
"Hey! The supermarket's having a half-price sale today! Who was cruel enough to dump me in this godforsaken place?!"
Looking at the smooth-topped creature in front of it, it drew its greatsword as usual.