The Grand Dead

Xian Yu, who never gets any drops, transmigrates to the Absolute Demonic Front.

If he can't pull the wife he wants, he'll just conquer her himself! He'll stand shoulder to shoulder with Gilgamesh to protect Uruk, and join Gudako in tearing apart humanity's evils!

Dreaming of all this, Xian Yu suddenly discovers that his transmigration System...

seems to have been bought on Pinduoduo.

He uses a projection to electrocute himself, trips while running on flat ground and falls off a cliff, and every attempt to conquer a girl ends in a bad ending.

Xian Yu: Mom, I feel like this whole world is out to get me.

Tiamat: Aaaaa~?

Xian Yu: (deceased)

Absolute Demonic Front: The Hundred-Year War Against the Evil Dragon - Garden of Sinners/Fate/Zero - Seven Swordmasters Duel - The Divine Round Table Realm - The Permafrost Empire (current)